Episode 19: Jesus Lautner

Yoda’s back from the hospital and ready to cash out.

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50 Responses to “Episode 19: Jesus Lautner”

  1. Korey Eiche says:

    I really hope that wasn’t the last episode, I’m gonna be all sad…… I love you guys, please don’t pull the plug.

  2. Bryan Butler says:

    Hello Yoda! You to need to make up! This podcast is so great and funny! You can not be done! I would be a sad panda! My friends and I love your show!

  3. Dylan Crumpled says:

    NO! Yoda can’t quit! This show is awesome! It is like my life! I have most of the episodes memorized and logged in my brain, and I need new episodes! COME BACK! DON’T LEAVE! THINK OF YOUR FANS!

  4. Micah Wine says:

    Bill and Yoda. I hate to see you two fight like this. You should go see a therapist and get all these things worked out. Love you guys.

  5. E says:

    Guys. Please don’t stop. These are the best. If u got it more widespread and to more people, it would be better than onion news podcast. Please don’t cash out.

  6. Taylor Lautner says:

    Dont go, please dont go…. please. I love your podcast, my family does too!
    Dont end it now. Its so great.

  7. Joe says:

    Come on guys. You’re roomies! You can’t give up that easily! Hope you come back and plug back in!

  8. Taylor Lautner says:

    if you keep doing the podcast I’ll let you guys meet me!
    (and I’ll punch Robert Pattinson in the balls for you)
    think about it.

  9. AmyLee says:

    You aren’t really going to stop are you?? Booo…. Please make up!

  10. Joey Hill says:

    PLEASE don’t let this be the end! :( I love this show.

  11. Steve says:

    You guys need a mediator! I’m thinking Dr. Laura, the Pope, or Mike Ditka. Car rides with my two sons will never be the same if you throw in the towel.

  12. Magen says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. don’t be over this is the only thing to get me through my boring college life.

  13. Numbah one fan says:

    THIS CAN”T BE HAPPENING! I DON”T CARE IF YODA CALLED US SNOT NOSED TEENS! PLZ PLZ PLZ POST ANOTHER PODCAST!

  14. hoopdaloop says:

    YODA,PLZ DON”T QUIT! AND PLZ SETTLE THINGS WITH BILLL!

    BY THE WAY< WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMANTHA?

  15. I LUV YODA AND BILL says:

    you guys aren’t really stopping the podcast are you? you can’t! you just can’t!!!!!!!! you two are the funniest two people EVER! I’ve never listened/heard/ or seen and funnier in my entire life then you two talking. so please don stop! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Dennis says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don’t toy with us!

  17. Matthew says:

    I’m sure you guys can patch things up. This podcast is the best! The best Bill! The best!

  18. No Way says:

    Please don’t end this podcast. It’s awesome!!!

  19. Alex says:

    Wait, are you guys seriously ending this? Now give me one good reason why you would do that? it sounds like you have a blast every time you record, it’s hilarious, and, you can’t quit now! you’ve gone too far into Yoda’s hand controversy to just give up on it!

    please don’t stop!!!

  20. Alan Pitstick says:

    I have a fan club page on Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf#!/group.php?gid=265069616218&v=wall

  21. Alan Pitstick says:

    Bill you are holding out on Yoda….give him his share…..

  22. Kirk says:

    Christmas is coming and Yoda is obviously still traumatized by the rape. He just needs a good therapist and plenty of moral support…

  23. Sarah says:

    Ah no, please someone plug it back in! I love Yoda’s antics.

  24. Bailey says:

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST PODCAST OUT THERE! PLEASE DONT PULL THE PLUG! MY DAD AND I LOVE TO LISTEN TO THIS! THIS IS OUR LIFE! Every weekend he asks me “Hey, is there a new Yoda and Me?” and if I say yes, he’s like “Yesss!”.

    PLEASE DON’T END IT! PLEASE DONT TAKE THE ONLY GOOD THING IN MY LIFE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Allybal says:

    No YODA, you cannot leave your loyal fans!
    Since we first heard Degobah we’ve been honoring your very existence! I’m sure sometimes you don’t see our money and you hear crickets in your ears, but pulling the plug is just wrong.

    Bill’s gotta get this show in check.

  26. A funny guy says:

    Why why why!?!?!?!!?!? Dose it have to end i say no no no no no! please dont end it this podcast is amaizing if you end it i will be saddend. Every day i check to see if there is a new one. so dont end it.

  27. Dave says:

    I’ve enjoyed this show so much and would hate to see it stop. I even enjoy the christian humor. It is so easy to make fun of them but I think if you were seriously interested in showing your range as a comedian then grow a set and share some humor using scientologist and muslims characters!

  28. mr fijiwiji says:

    DONT STOP THE SHOW :( :(:(:(:(:(:(:(!!!!!!!
    come on… a guy call mr fijiwiji just told you something…. u better listen ;)

  29. Mark from Westland MI says:

    Please, say it isn’t so! No, don’t stop – you guys are too funny.
    Please-please-please [major begging here], don’t stop.

  30. David says:

    Is this just a plan to get more views? And 5 stars on iTunes?

  31. Billygoat dave says:

    If you quit this, You guys should find another podcast to do. Your’e the funniest! PLZ DONT QUIT

  32. Sara says:

    Don’t quit please!!! I look forward for the new podcast every two or so weeks! You guys are freaking hilarious! Don’t quit!!!!!!

  33. Bob'sPremiumSardineOil says:

    Yoda, if you continue this podcast, we will send you a free, lifetime supply of sardine oil. We will even make you our spokes person

  34. BLAHHH says:

    Yodandme’s tweet: “Yoda’s on hiatus” does that mean its not ending? yaaaay

  35. brad says:

    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Zach says:

    I know George Lucas isn’t making any more prequels, I think it’s safe to say we aren’t gonna be subjected to any Jar Jar Binks backstories, so it’s not like Yoda’s gonna be busy with that! Lucas would just CGI his ass anyway! so in short what the hell man?

  37. erick says:

    hey man plees i need your podcast it makeme so happy lisint you pless i need more podcast

  38. Flibbidy says:

    Is it seriously over? :( ((

  39. emily says:

    Wait. I thought you guys were JOKING! That was a couple weeks ago. Now I’m thinking you guys are really being SERIOUS! WHAT?! No! Please no! I listened to your podcast like… THE WHOLE WAY TO CANADA on my trip with my family! And I love it! It got funnier every time! Don’t go! meh beh beh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

  40. Ron says:

    I’ll pay! Seriously. I’ll pay to listen to this podcast. This is quality stuff. There must be a way for you to monetize this. Get a sponsor. Don’t throw away a good thing.

  41. TmasterREY says:

    come on guys! don’t quit! stay in there for me!!!!!!!!!

  42. Taylor Lautner says:

    Yoda, you should be ashamed of yourself letting down all these people who have raked their own precious time to listen to your pointless but hilarious podcast. As for you bill I think you need to seriously make up with yoda so that you can start a clean slate. All those who have pointlessly taken your time to post on this I salute you and so does your country( whatever that may be.

    Taylor Lautner

    Bring back the podcast!!!!

  43. Natasha says:

    DD: I miss you guys and this podcast terribly! Please make more! ;_; I really loved this podcast sooooo muuuuchh. :c

  44. Jediknight846 says:

    Is this really the last episode??!? Please don’t stop!!

  45. cody says:

    you cant quit you need at least on more episode to make it an even number of episodes dont leave us hanging like this

  46. A funny guy says:

    this podcast is my life!!! I need more!!!!!

  47. Chris says:

    Love the show!
    But from what I see of the comments it’s over? Ah well, still entertaining nonetheless ;) Cheers for the hours of laughs!

  48. Flibbidy says:

    More episodes would be appreciated :(

  49. Please dont stop podcasting!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

  50. Maggi Alagamod says:

    Can you guys please make more podcasts? I was so upest when you stopped and I would love it if you started up again! All I want for Christmas is more YODA AND ME!!!!!!!!!!!
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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